Family gatherings were the worst for Lara, especially since her sister, Emily, began to make fun of her love life, or lack thereof. Determined to sit through her father’s birthday dinner, Lara decides to hire a boyfriend for the night. Little did she know that something reminiscent of a romantic comedy would soon play out.
I love my family, but family gatherings used to be a nightmare for me. Every single time we got together, my sister Emily would find some way or the other to poke fun at my single life.
Last Thanksgiving, she took it too far and even set a place at the table for my “imaginary boyfriend,” complete with a hand-drawn face on a napkin. Everyone around the table laughed while I forced a smile.
“It’s funny, Lara!” she would say whenever I brought up the incident.
It was anything but funny.
Now, my father’s birthday is coming up, and of course, it was to be celebrated with a family dinner.
“There’s no way I can sit through another one of those events with my family,” I told my friend, Kate, when we met for coffee.
“I’m telling you now, Emily probably has something up her sleeve already,” I grumbled.
“Then just hire someone out for the night!” Kate chuckled, adding sugar to her coffee.
“Hire a man?” I exclaimed.
“Yes! My sister did it through an agency. She didn’t want to go to her ex-boyfriend’s wedding by herself, so she found the agency. Look, it’s all above board and the guys do exactly what you need them to do.”
“It’s not… sleazy?” I asked, trying to think of a better word.
“No, Lara,” she giggled. “And you know my sister. She’s so prim and proper! She wouldn’t have gone ahead with it if she didn’t think that everything was legitimate.”
Which is how I ended up hiring a date for the family gathering. I found Jake through the same agency that Kate’s sister used. He was charming, easy to talk to, and seemed to understand exactly what I needed.
We met a few times before the dinner to get our story straight, because the last thing I wanted was for Emily to get wind of something fishy.
“So, the story is that we met at a mutual friend’s party, hit it off over their dog, and have been dating for three months,” Jake said, grinning. “Sounds about right.”
“Look, any story involving myself and a dog is a great story,” I replied, opening our Chinese takeout for dinner.
“And I’m an architect with a passion for cooking, right?” he confirmed.
“Yes, spot on,” I said.
We had rehearsed the story so many times that I was starting to believe it myself. Although, I did wonder if Jake was actually an architect with a passion for cooking because it was something he had brought up and I just liked the idea.
“You don’t need to get to know him too well,” Kate said through the phone as I was doing my makeup on the day of the family dinner. “Just enough to be familiar and comfortable through the night.”
When we got to my parents’ house, I walked in holding Jake’s hand. My family’s jaw dropped collectively; even my mother raised an eyebrow and smiled at our entrance.
My sister, on the other hand, was never one to miss an opportunity and leaned in towards Jake with a smirk.
“Blink twice if she’s forcing you to be here,” she said. “We all know how difficult it is to be with Lara. My sympathies to you for having to deal with… that.”
I was on the verge of snapping when Jake tightened his grip on my hand, smiling at me as he pulled me closer.
“Listen,” he said to Emily, his voice calm yet firm. “Is this how you’re going to act all evening? Are you jealous of your sister?”
Emily’s face turned crimson, but before she could retort, Jake continued.
“Because anyone would be lucky to have someone as amazing as her.”
“Um, no, that’s not what I meant,” my sister stammered before heading into the kitchen after my mother.
Dinner went surprisingly well after that. Jake charmed my parents with stories of his travels and even engaged my notoriously aloof brother, Mark, in a discussion about architecture and how spaces should be about belonging.
“I’ve never thought about it like that,” Mark said, picking up his wine glass.
“People usually don’t,” Jake replied, taking the roast potatoes that I offered
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