“Midnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!”

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,“How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”And his lovely wife replies,…. “Late-Night Phone Call Leaves Husband and Wife in Hysterics!”….