Story: A woman sat down on a park bench

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.After awhile a beggar came up to her and said,

“Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?”“How dare you!” said the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”

“Well, then,” said the beggar,

“What are you doing in my bed?”