‘What’s the Best Petty Revenge You’ve Ever Executed?’ Question Encourages Users to Share Their Most Ingenious Retaliations

Have you ever been wronged and felt the irresistible urge to dish out a little sweet, petty revenge? Some Reddit users shared how they devised a satisfying revenge plan and what happened when they executed it.

We’ve all been in situations where devising revenge plans seemed like the best option. When Reddit users were asked what was the best petty revenge they had ever served up, they didn’t hesitate to share their extraordinary experiences.

They took it as an opportunity to tell the world how good it felt to execute their revenge plan. From teaching their roommates a lesson to making strangers realize what’s right, these people have done some hilarious yet mind-blowing things to prove their point.

1. My Roommate Lied about the Internet Bill
u/JewsusKrist: My horrible roommate in college took advantage of everyone because she was an attractive volleyball player. We were best friends before moving in together, but that soured quickly.

She would leave the sinks full of dishes before going away for volleyball trips, bought a kitten and left it to fend for itself even when it was sick, and put the litter box next to my room in the basement.

Moreover, she constantly asked me to pay for everything, claiming it was because she brought some literal junk furniture from home for the shared living area.

The truth was, I had paid $200 for it, and I had never even used it.

The final straw was at the end of the year when I decided to look at our internet bill. It was under her name. She told everyone it was $100 per month, so we all agreed to pay her $25 monthly. However, when I looked at the bill, it was only $45!

My revenge? I blocked her MAC address from our router during exam week, forcing her to study at the library.

Later, I noticed she was back at the house using the internet and discovered the neighbors had an open network.

Thank God for default passwords — I blocked her MAC address from theirs too!

2. The Dog Poop

u/VolcanicDoorway: I lived in a four-plex many moons ago, and there was a guy who always let his dog poop on the parking strip right outside my window.

I would ask him to bag it, but he would ignore me and go along his merry way.

This went on for months. They’d be there every day around 5 p.m.

Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore, so I left a plastic grocery bag by the door and waited for walk time.

Once I saw him and his giant dog approaching, I grabbed the bag and lurked at the corner of the building until the dog finished his business.

I quietly sneaked around the corner, grabbed the dog poop (with the bag, of course), and held it so the bag would stay open.

I hurried up until I was an arm’s length behind the man and said, “Here, I think you dropped this.”

He didn’t look down until I had nearly handed it to him, and he was already reaching for it. He grabbed it and walked away holding the poop, while I returned to my place. It felt so GOOD!

3. The Mayor Had a Problem with My Chickens


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